Alright, let's say that you're a fifth year Ravenclaw girl, and you like this sixth year Ravenclaw boy, but you're say...well...a little bit on the "loony" side. Well not so much a little bit. Let's say you ARE on the loony side. Loony is your middle name (and/or your first, depending on who you're asking). You are loonier than a toothpick. What to do?
I say that this person should DAZZLE him with her loony self. Make up a song, recite a silly poem, and if he's not completely AWED by her then he's not really worth all the effort!
Brilliant! I think that
I'll this person will go with a poem + interprative dance. Maybe with a flowered hat for good measure. Thank you so much!
Flowered hats are all well and good, but I hear a ncie scarf works very well in an interperative dance.
In the third thread, someone asked sirius his birthday. Sirius and Remus than disappeared. Very few questions have been asked or answered lately. SOO...*raised eyebrows*...just between us girls, where do you think they went?
I heard they got detention for setting off dungdombs in Professor McGonagall's sleeping quarters...but I could be wrong. Rumours spread like mad around here. And I can't really picture Remus setting off dungbombs. Perhaps he was an unwilling accomplice.
I hears Remus' mum was sick or something. Rather sad, she's probably very nice if she helped to raise Remus at all. Sirius is probably just torturing Severus somewhere. I would go look, but I'd hate to have deduct points from my own house.
2005-03-01 02:29 am (UTC)
Boys suck and I want them
I have a dilemma. There are a few boys I'd like to get to notice me, but I'm torn how to do it. Two are gryffs (one shy and one totally not) and one Slytherin, a little younger than the two gryffs. Before you suggest it, I trip and fall down all the time and no one notices. So, Pole Dance or Table Dance?
I'd say table. There aren't many poles around the school...unless you use a pillar or something larger. How good are your transfiguration skills? No... best stick with the table. :) You may want to double check with Lily though.
Poles can certainly be transfigured, it's the anchoring for the pole that would be hard to come by. Transfiguring adhesives doesn't really come out as well as people like.
Other ideas for getting someone's attention include:
Checking out clubs for similar interests.
Reading idly in places he may be a lot of the time.
Getting to know his friends and not so subtly hinting that you want to get to know their friend.
2005-03-01 11:36 am (UTC)
Re: Boys suck and I want them
1) Clubs- one boy wouldn't be caught dead there, the other two are already "working" the room.
2) The shy club boy would also have his nose in a book, thus defeating the purpose. Although I could compare notes...
Thanks for the advice. I think a plan is formulating.
I think that if you have to resort to exotic dancing, then maybe these boys don't like girls. As for the shy one, try discussing literature or philosophy before embarrassing him with adult entertainment.
Good idea, because upon further thought, I realised that with my luck I would probably bonk my head on the pole. And table dance barefoot, I don't want a shoe coming off and killing someone.
Losing a shoe would be bad. You may also want to make sure the table is clear, that way you don't end up kicking something at your object of lust.
Though, if you injure him you can visit him in the infirmary and try to make it up to him. There are a few ways to distract Madame Pomfrey for a while.
2005-03-01 11:40 am (UTC)
How well do you get along with your mothers? I'm currently working in the same department with my mother and oddly enough, we're getting along better than we have in a while.
My mother and I have a respectable, British relationship. I don't piss her or her sister-in-law off, and they let me live.
I love my mom. I wouldn't go so far as to say she's my best friend, but we're close. Closer than my sister and I anyway.