It was something I happened across on the internet; a puppet named "footpad." The details are not that scandalous, unless one has a reputation of being a James Dean-like rebel. A pity your roommates cannot hold their liquor. Your icon is fascinating to me; from what are werewolves supposed to be saved? Shouldn't that be the other way around?
Ah, I see. The muggle table of elements, yes?
(now that she's commented on it, I must as well. Love it! I would never have got the element sign if I hadn't been in Science at the moment)
Does Lucius know how to use his "wand"??
Like my idiot cousin and his moronic friend Potter haven't asked that question a thousand times. As it's tradition to marry a virgin (yeah right) I wouldn't know. I do know that he could AK your juvenile arse before you ask another imbecilic question. This isn't Potter using some other journal, is it?
I wouldn't know. I do know that he could AK your juvenile arse before you ask another imbecilic question.
And that, my dear, is just one of the many reasons why I'm marrying you. If only you weren't related to such annoying young men...
Next time, my dear ___forgetmenot___... very lovely choice of flowers, by the way. I have some shampoo somewhere of the same fragrance that I got when I was on holiday in Estonia-
(-What my dear brother Fabian was tryng to say was that, if you'd like to ask any questions reguarding the usage of Carrot Malfoys...well...'carrot'...-)
-ask one Mr. Severus Snape. He knows it far better than this blonde hag. In fact, he has been 'hexed' a good many times by Lucius' 'wand'...
Oh you Gryffindorks, always with same insinuations. Severus is too busy snogging his potions books to be bothered with human interaction.
Annoying, but good looking. It's the Black curse I'm afraid. Don't waste any time thinking about them love.
2005-03-06 02:53 am (UTC)
Re: A question! A Question for Ms. Black!
I don't think Lucius knows how to hit someone with a dead fish much less properly shag a woman...or a man. Too much time in bed with snapey you understand.
Really, Cissa, sock puppets? Is that the best you can come up with?
Something called "footpad" and it has nothing to do with you. This internet is quite fascinating.
I know it doesn't have rot to with me, but he is my brother and I do have some sort of obligation to stand up for him...or at least call you out on stupid rumour mongering.
As I am certain he would do for you? Which is why he abandoned you with your dear mother?
i don't blame him for that.
Well, there is this rumour about Sirius and his friends and the "Shagging" Shack. Why else would two of the most popular and mischevious boys let someone as seemingly mundane as Lupin hang about them. He doesn't drool at their feet like that Pettigrew.
Because Lupin's smart and probably does their homework for them much like Lucius pays Snape to do your potions work for you.
That and Lupin ALWAYS has chocolate. Not a clue where he gets it from, but it's always there. Best to keep your supplier close then, isn't it?
Lupin gets more interesting as time goes on... Not that I have any interest in half-bloods. None at all.
besides, you have captain peroxide to spend your time fawning over.
Thank you for reminding me. I'm a bit behind schedule on fawning time today. And is that the best you can come up with? Tsk tsk. Your wit is failing.
You expect me to put all my efforts into defending a halfblood?
Glad to see you still have your priorities straight on some matters.
my priorties have always been nothing but in order. straight...now that's another question entirely. ;)
As long as you somehow produce sprogs carrying on the line, you can do whatever you want. Just don't embarrass the family in public. And I so wanted to bring that muggle Uni student to tea. Complete animal in bed... Pretend I didn't just tell you that...
The production of spogs generally falls under the resposibility of the heir. So...sucks to be Sirius, eh?
The biochem major? Yeah, he was.
Actually, as he has been disowned, the duty now falls to you, I believe. So it sucks to be you.
As much as my mother would love to be able to change Alphard's decision, sadly, she cannot. Still sucks to be Sirius.
I'm sure he'll find some lovely tart in one of those biker's bars he frequents.
Lovely of you to join us, Narcissa. I'm pretty much just interested in the family dirt at the moment. Got anything on Bellatrix or Regulus?
Well, Bellatrix is quite the open book. It's rather difficult to hide your true nature when you're a psychotic slut. She's my aunt's favourite by the way. Regulus? When he was a small child, Uncle Alphard gave him a stuffed lion that he took everywhere. My aunt incinerated it in front him when she discovered it. I thought I'd start with something mild.
Aww, you poor, poor baby. It's nothing compared to what the little monster did to my Jane Austen books when I was 13. They were leatherbound first editions too. Andromeda got them for me before she left.
That's different. Those are books. This is torturing a little kid with a stuffed animal. Completely different balls of wax if you ask me.
I'm surprised you're actually speaking your sister's name now. Less filled with blood lust, are we?
That is a private matter that you needn't mock. I understand her motives now, at 14 I couldn't. At least she had the courage to follow her heart, even if it was foolish (economically speaking of course).
Perhaps, but it certainly won't help her any if this shit with voldemort keeps going the way it is.
I'm not looking forward to being forced into branding my arm much less what could happen to sirius...
Fortunately for me Lucius doesn't want anything tarnishing his trophy...
No, as long as you pop out an heir for him I'm fairly certain your safety's ensured.
2005-03-07 05:34 am (UTC)
Re: Just Digging
That is absolutely inexcusable! (The burning, not the crying. You're entitled to a good cry every now and then over something like that.)
So, Narcissa, what else do you know? I'm somewhat ashamed of myself for engaging in so much gossip, but I'm sure I'll get over it.
Well, Regulus has already revealed the pony incident. Andromeda would often kidnap me and take me to the cinema with her. This stopped once I went to Hogwarts. In addition to the blanket, Sirius sucked his thumb until he was eight. Bellatrix was a frequent bedwetter.
2005-03-08 05:21 am (UTC)
Re: Just Digging
Any chance that she still is? Because that? Would be some most excellent dirt.
I draw the line at decribing my sister's sexual quirks.
2005-03-08 02:50 pm (UTC)
Brain Bleach Required
Ewwww! That's good, because I draw the line at knowing about them.