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First post [Mar. 3rd, 2005|07:57 pm]
Ask the marauders
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[_slythicequeen]
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Well, I'm here; now what were your other two wishes? That question is purely rhetorical of course. If you need any advice regarding social functions, fashion, ettiquette, or merely feel the need to pry into my personal life, you may leave a comment. I shall attempt to answer when I see fit. Also, if you want any "dirt" on my family, I have much to divulge...


One of my cousins has a sock puppet fettish...
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From: _slythicequeen
2005-03-04 11:25 am (UTC)

Rumours

It was something I happened across on the internet; a puppet named "footpad." The details are not that scandalous, unless one has a reputation of being a James Dean-like rebel. A pity your roommates cannot hold their liquor. Your icon is fascinating to me; from what are werewolves supposed to be saved? Shouldn't that be the other way around?
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[User Picture]From: agbirdie
2005-03-04 07:24 pm (UTC)
(now that she's commented on it, I must as well. Love it! I would never have got the element sign if I hadn't been in Science at the moment)
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[User Picture]From: __forgetmenot__
2005-03-05 03:32 am (UTC)

A question! A Question for Ms. Black!

Does Lucius know how to use his "wand"??
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From: _slythicequeen
2005-03-05 03:36 am (UTC)

*rolls eyes*

Like my idiot cousin and his moronic friend Potter haven't asked that question a thousand times. As it's tradition to marry a virgin (yeah right) I wouldn't know. I do know that he could AK your juvenile arse before you ask another imbecilic question. This isn't Potter using some other journal, is it?
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[User Picture]From: bucketsofangst
2005-03-06 02:52 am (UTC)
I wouldn't know. I do know that he could AK your juvenile arse before you ask another imbecilic question.

And that, my dear, is just one of the many reasons why I'm marrying you. If only you weren't related to such annoying young men...
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From: theotherblack
2005-03-06 02:53 am (UTC)

Re: A question! A Question for Ms. Black!

I don't think Lucius knows how to hit someone with a dead fish much less properly shag a woman...or a man. Too much time in bed with snapey you understand.
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From: theotherblack
2005-03-06 02:55 am (UTC)
Really, Cissa, sock puppets? Is that the best you can come up with?
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From: _slythicequeen
2005-03-06 02:57 am (UTC)
Something called "footpad" and it has nothing to do with you. This internet is quite fascinating.
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From: theotherblack
2005-03-06 05:37 pm (UTC)
I know it doesn't have rot to with me, but he is my brother and I do have some sort of obligation to stand up for him...or at least call you out on stupid rumour mongering.
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From: _slythicequeen
2005-03-06 03:13 am (UTC)
Well, there is this rumour about Sirius and his friends and the "Shagging" Shack. Why else would two of the most popular and mischevious boys let someone as seemingly mundane as Lupin hang about them. He doesn't drool at their feet like that Pettigrew.
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From: theotherblack
2005-03-06 05:39 pm (UTC)
Because Lupin's smart and probably does their homework for them much like Lucius pays Snape to do your potions work for you.
That and Lupin ALWAYS has chocolate. Not a clue where he gets it from, but it's always there. Best to keep your supplier close then, isn't it?
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[User Picture]From: dhnitwit
2005-03-06 06:19 am (UTC)

Just Digging

Lovely of you to join us, Narcissa. I'm pretty much just interested in the family dirt at the moment. Got anything on Bellatrix or Regulus?
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From: _slythicequeen
2005-03-06 02:56 pm (UTC)

Re: Just Digging

Well, Bellatrix is quite the open book. It's rather difficult to hide your true nature when you're a psychotic slut. She's my aunt's favourite by the way. Regulus? When he was a small child, Uncle Alphard gave him a stuffed lion that he took everywhere. My aunt incinerated it in front him when she discovered it. I thought I'd start with something mild.
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From: theotherblack
2005-03-06 05:36 pm (UTC)

Re: Just Digging

!!!

I'm gonna go cry now.
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