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[Feb. 18th, 2005|06:19 pm]
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Hello, welcome to "Ask the Marauders", where you can ask Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs (and Co.) anything your heart desires. And I mean anything.

See user info for whole list of characters, as well as more information.

So, pose a question in the comments, sit back, and watch the insanity fun!

Note: Sirius and Remus are probably going to be the most active members of this community. And sooner or later, slight slashiness may ensue. For now, they're clueless.

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[User Picture]From: longleggedgit
2005-02-19 01:55 am (UTC)
Dearest Remus,
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? And does Sirius? =D
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From: lune_papier
2005-02-19 02:28 am (UTC)
Er .. a stuffed animal? I can't say that I do.
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[User Picture]From: therebel_prince
2005-02-19 02:35 am (UTC)
Does anyone else smell pants on fire? *cough*remusislying*cough*
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From: lune_papier
2005-02-19 02:42 am (UTC)
Ignore him. He's clearly insane.
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[User Picture]From: therebel_prince
2005-02-19 02:54 am (UTC)
Insane or not ... I have evidence.
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From: lune_papier
2005-02-19 03:20 am (UTC)
And where is this so-called evidence?

We live in the Gryffindor boys dorm. Do you really think that anyone would sleep with a stuffed animal?
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From: lune_papier
2005-02-19 03:27 am (UTC)
How would I know?
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[User Picture]From: therebel_prince
2005-02-19 03:31 am (UTC)
Well ... I seem to recall something about a "tybbie"?

Tybbie? Tybalt?

Is this ringing any bells up there? No? You don't care?

DO YOU CARE THAT HE'S BEEN STOLEN FROM YOUR TRUNK BY PRONGS AND I!!!???
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[User Picture]From: therebel_prince
2005-02-19 03:29 am (UTC)


What the hell IS this? I don't even know what animal this IS ... a cocker-spaniel monkey!?


explain, Lupin.
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From: lune_papier
2005-02-19 03:35 am (UTC)
How did you get into my trunk?

I've never seen that thing in my life.
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[User Picture]From: 1980pettigrew
2005-02-19 03:55 am (UTC)
I think he's a dog ...
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[User Picture]From: jolinarcarter
2005-10-13 01:42 am (UTC)
It's... a rabbit?
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[User Picture]From: therebel_prince
2005-02-19 02:39 am (UTC)
I'm afraid no, I don't sleep with a stuffed animal for the obvious reason that it is terribly unmanly, and I am terribly manly. Hence, the very idea is impossible. If there were a terrifying stuffed animal, something with teeth, a muggle chainsaw, or maybe a possessed toy ... I might think about it.

But I wouldn't ... hug it or anything.

No.
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[User Picture]From: therebel_prince
2005-02-19 03:12 am (UTC)
That's not an ear, someone forgot their underwear it seems. Girls, a word of advice. Write your name in your underwear because it all looks the same to us. How will I file these now? *files under "miscellaneous"*

How embarassing.

*sigh*
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From: theotherblack
2005-02-19 03:33 am (UTC)
That is indeed underwear under his pillow, but if you dig deeper you'll find this horribly tattered and worn baby blanket that CLEARLY he had trouble letting go of.

It's true! I'd take a photograph for you but I don't even want to THINK about the amount of ick on his bed. Not to mention that there's an abundance of Potter germs in there and I'm pretty sure those are fatal.
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From: lune_papier
2005-02-19 03:52 am (UTC)
Baby blanket? ... And he teases me for having a stuffed animal.

I mean, of course I don't have one, but he teases me for having a hypothetical one.
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From: theotherblack
2005-02-19 03:56 am (UTC)
It used to be red, but it's faded down to pink and it's got holes and stains all over it.

That's not a stuffed animal that's....some sort of weird rasputin voodoo doll...
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[User Picture]From: 1980pettigrew
2005-02-19 03:59 am (UTC)
Is THAT what that is? I just assumed it was food.
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From: theotherblack
2005-02-19 04:39 am (UTC)
Awww man, pettigrew, please tell me you didn't attempt to eat that. Do you KNOW where that thing's been?
*gag*
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[User Picture]From: longleggedgit
2005-02-19 03:37 am (UTC)
XD
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[User Picture]From: agent_prongsie
2005-02-21 08:13 pm (UTC)
ohhhhh not ONLY is there a blanket involved, but...wait for it. he does in fact sleep with a small stuffed deer. it's lovely really. quite soft. worn. well loved. it gets quite a lot of use when i'm out of town. touching really. i've caught him cuddling and murmering to it on far more then one occasion.
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[User Picture]From: therebel_prince
2005-02-21 09:05 pm (UTC)
SHUT THE FUCK UP, POTTER!
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[User Picture]From: agent_prongsie
2005-02-21 11:42 pm (UTC)
see immediately defensive with no actual arguement. lucky for you, i speak sirius.
shut the fuck up potter: you are so right james, i am humbled in your infinite wisdom master potter-san.

tell me how is baby prongs?
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