Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? And does Sirius? =D
Er .. a stuffed animal? I can't say that I do.
Does anyone else smell pants on fire? *cough*remusislying*cough*
Ignore him. He's clearly insane.
Insane or not ... I have evidence.
And where is this so-called evidence?
We live in the Gryffindor boys dorm. Do you really think that anyone would sleep with a stuffed animal?
Well ... I seem to recall something about a "tybbie"?
Is this ringing any bells up there? No? You don't care?
DO YOU CARE THAT HE'S BEEN STOLEN FROM YOUR TRUNK BY PRONGS AND I!!!???
What the hell IS this? I don't even know what animal this IS ... a cocker-spaniel monkey!?
How did you get into my trunk?
I've never seen that thing in my life.
I'm afraid no, I don't sleep with a stuffed animal for the obvious reason that it is terribly unmanly, and I am terribly manly. Hence, the very idea is impossible. If there were a terrifying stuffed animal, something with teeth, a muggle chainsaw, or maybe a possessed toy ... I might think about it.
But I wouldn't ... hug it or anything.
That's not an ear, someone forgot their underwear it seems. Girls, a word of advice. Write your name in your underwear because it all looks the same to us. How will I file these now? *files under "miscellaneous"*
That is indeed underwear under his pillow, but if you dig deeper you'll find this horribly tattered and worn baby blanket that CLEARLY he had trouble letting go of.
It's true! I'd take a photograph for you but I don't even want to THINK about the amount of ick on his bed. Not to mention that there's an abundance of Potter germs in there and I'm pretty sure those are fatal.
Baby blanket? ... And he teases me for having a stuffed animal.
I mean, of course I don't have one, but he teases me for having a hypothetical one.
It used to be red, but it's faded down to pink and it's got holes and stains all over it.
That's not a stuffed animal that's....some sort of weird rasputin voodoo doll...
Is THAT what that is? I just assumed it was food.
Awww man, pettigrew, please tell me you didn't attempt to eat that. Do you KNOW where that thing's been?
ohhhhh not ONLY is there a blanket involved, but...wait for it. he does in fact sleep with a small stuffed deer. it's lovely really. quite soft. worn. well loved. it gets quite a lot of use when i'm out of town. touching really. i've caught him cuddling and murmering to it on far more then one occasion.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, POTTER!
see immediately defensive with no actual arguement. lucky for you, i speak sirius.
shut the fuck up potter: you are so right james, i am humbled in your infinite wisdom master potter-san.
tell me how is baby prongs?