||[Feb. 18th, 2005|06:19 pm]
Ask the marauders
Hello, welcome to "Ask the Marauders", where you can ask Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs (and Co.) anything your heart desires. And I mean anything.
See user info for whole list of characters, as well as more information.
So, pose a question in the comments, sit back, and watch the
Note: Sirius and Remus are probably going to be the most active members of this community. And sooner or later, slight slashiness may ensue. For now, they're clueless.
It's cold. Very very cold.
It actually really sucks to be me because about every single one of my relatives is in there with me and well...cissa and I aren't the bestest of friends if you get the picture.
But, no it's not that bad if you play your cards right.
Severus, for example, doesn't know how to play his cards right. Every so often I feel bad for him but then he'll do something stupid like try and get back at me for something Sirius did and all that goes out the window.
But hey, at least it's not raibes, right?
Life in Slytherin is only bad if you're a waste of life mudblood or the unfortunate relation of Sirius Black.
Look, you inbred, arrogant, bleach-blond, milquetoast, spoon-fed, pasty-faced, limp-wristed, cane-wanking, momma's-boy, spineless piece of basillisk shit, if anyone is a waste of life it's you and your errand-boy, the sail-boat nosed wonder. When you're done casting glamour charms on yourself, do us all a fucking favor and crawl under the rock from whence you slithered before your lackey leaves a grease spot on the questions.
Temper temper. I wasn't even talking about you directly. I was simply pointing out that life for your halfwit brother is going to get significantly more difficult if he doesn't soon do something to uphold the honour and reputation that your family name used to have.
If all you can do is hurl insults at me, blood traitor, I suggest that you find a better past time. Perhaps you should learn how to knit or crosstitch. I hear those muggles you love have loads of fun keeping their hands busy with that. Then again you probably don't have the brain power for that so maybe you should just wank off.