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[Feb. 18th, 2005|06:19 pm]
Ask the marauders
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Hello, welcome to "Ask the Marauders", where you can ask Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs (and Co.) anything your heart desires. And I mean anything.

See user info for whole list of characters, as well as more information.

So, pose a question in the comments, sit back, and watch the insanity fun!

Note: Sirius and Remus are probably going to be the most active members of this community. And sooner or later, slight slashiness may ensue. For now, they're clueless.

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[User Picture]From: nit_the_wit
2005-02-21 02:10 am (UTC)
TO EVERYONE! (including you, regulus)

Describe your ideal (wo)man. Be detailed, loves!
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[User Picture]From: a_mad_teaparty
2005-02-21 02:41 am (UTC)
My ideal woman is Frank! Ha ha ha! ;)
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From: _frankly_mydear
2005-02-21 05:14 am (UTC)
I suppose that makes you my ideal man?
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[User Picture]From: a_mad_teaparty
2005-02-23 11:49 pm (UTC)
Of course! :)
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From: lune_papier
2005-02-21 02:42 am (UTC)
It seems as if I'm the only person answering questions here (at least for the time being), so here goes:

My ideal woman would, of course, be someone who understands my lycanthropy and all of its ramifications. I'd rather not have my significant other be ... wary of me, or fear for her life in any shape or form. She'd also have to be fairly intelligent and level headed (for the most part, at least). Those Gryffindor girls who constantly gossip with friends and giggle over everything are rather unnerving.

And, to tell you the truth, I'd prefer someone who could bring me out of my shell. If I had a relationship with another avid reader, we'd only sit around and ... well, read the whole time.

Strangely enough, I have yet to find a girl who fits those characteristics.
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[User Picture]From: a_mad_teaparty
2005-02-21 02:48 am (UTC)
Hmm, Remus, do you know Mary Brine in Hufflepuff? She's a reader but I hear she's also in to extreme sports like broom diving and such.
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[User Picture]From: nit_the_wit
2005-02-21 02:56 am (UTC)
That is completely me. Seriously. ...hehe...siriusly.
No. *refocuses* I UNDERSTAND REMUS. We would make teh compatible and enviably hot couple. Owl me. *wink wink nudge nudge*
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[User Picture]From: therebel_prince
2005-02-21 03:30 am (UTC)
1. Please, don't use my name like that. It's been done and I've been bored of it for a LONG LONG TIME, thank you.

2. He's not compatible. He does apalling things when he thinks no one is looking. A partial list: Folds his underwear, talks to his food, mouths the words of things people are saying behind their back in a mocking manner, HE STICKS HIS FINGER IN HIS EAR A LOT, and ... other things that are FAR TOO GROSS to mention.

3. He would only leave you for a torrid affair with his only love ... books. You'd never see him again.

- S
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[User Picture]From: nit_the_wit
2005-02-21 03:57 am (UTC)
1) I'm so very sorry. I tried to stop myself.

2 and 3) seeing as the inevitably heartwrenching breakup would leave me unable to ever love again, I will leave Remus for...someone....else...

I am incapable of not commenting back. Sorry.
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[User Picture]From: therebel_prince
2005-02-21 03:36 am (UTC)
You.


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[User Picture]From: nit_the_wit
2005-02-21 04:01 am (UTC)
Just for that comment, I'd be willing to share. Time and place, love.
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[User Picture]From: therebel_prince
2005-02-21 04:31 am (UTC)
Share me or share you?
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[User Picture]From: nit_the_wit
2005-02-21 04:46 am (UTC)
I assumed I would have to share you, but hey...I can go around. Are you comfortable enough with your sexuality to invite any close friends *coughremuscough*
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[User Picture]From: therebel_prince
2005-02-21 05:09 am (UTC)
I don't share.
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[User Picture]From: 1980pettigrew
2005-02-21 04:14 am (UTC)
Go for the hard ones, why don't you.

Soft girls with bouncy hair and sparkly eyes are good. Mary Kuttlesworth in Hufflepuff has a really nice rack sense of humor, which is VERY important.
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From: lily_ceadsearc
2005-02-21 04:59 am (UTC)
He'd have to be taller than me. Dark hair and light eyes is always a nice combination, and muscle definition wouldn't hurt. Some of the guys on the quidditch team are actually very nice looking. The main thing though is personality, as in, not a totally self-absorbed prat.
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[User Picture]From: therebel_prince
2005-02-21 05:11 am (UTC)
Evans, you had me really worried there until the end.
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From: lily_ceadsearc
2005-02-21 05:18 am (UTC)
Please. And tell your friend to stop leaving notes in my underwear drawer. I don't know how he's getting them there, and I don't want to, but it's becoming unnerving.
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[User Picture]From: agent_prongsie
2005-02-21 11:44 pm (UTC)
who is this friend you speak of. should i be concerned? jealous? shall i kick his arse for you? *scoff* the NERVE of some people getting into your personal things. MOONY!? were you getting into lily's things again? i tell you, it's the quiet ones you need to watch out for love.
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