TO EVERYONE! (including you, regulus)
Describe your ideal (wo)man. Be detailed, loves!
My ideal woman is Frank! Ha ha ha! ;)
I suppose that makes you my ideal man?
It seems as if I'm the only person answering questions here (at least for the time being), so here goes:
My ideal woman would, of course, be someone who understands my lycanthropy and all of its ramifications. I'd rather not have my significant other be ... wary of me, or fear for her life in any shape or form. She'd also have to be fairly intelligent and level headed (for the most part, at least). Those Gryffindor girls who constantly gossip with friends and giggle over everything are rather unnerving.
And, to tell you the truth, I'd prefer someone who could bring me out of my shell. If I had a relationship with another avid reader, we'd only sit around and ... well, read the whole time.
Strangely enough, I have yet to find a girl who fits those characteristics.
Hmm, Remus, do you know Mary Brine in Hufflepuff? She's a reader but I hear she's also in to extreme sports like broom diving and such.
That is completely me. Seriously. ...hehe...siriusly.
No. *refocuses* I UNDERSTAND REMUS. We would make teh compatible and enviably hot couple. Owl me. *wink wink nudge nudge*
1. Please, don't use my name like that. It's been done and I've been bored of it for a LONG LONG TIME, thank you.
2. He's not compatible. He does apalling things when he thinks no one is looking. A partial list: Folds his underwear, talks to his food, mouths the words of things people are saying behind their back in a mocking manner, HE STICKS HIS FINGER IN HIS EAR A LOT, and ... other things that are FAR TOO GROSS to mention.
3. He would only leave you for a torrid affair with his only love ... books. You'd never see him again.
1) I'm so very sorry. I tried to stop myself.
2 and 3) seeing as the inevitably heartwrenching breakup would leave me unable to ever love again, I will leave Remus for...someone....else...
I am incapable of not commenting back. Sorry.
Just for that comment, I'd be willing to share. Time and place, love.
I assumed I would have to share you, but hey...I can go around. Are you comfortable enough with your sexuality to invite any close friends *coughremuscough*
Go for the hard ones, why don't you.
Soft girls with bouncy hair and sparkly eyes are good. Mary Kuttlesworth in Hufflepuff has a really nice
rack sense of humor, which is VERY important.
He'd have to be taller than me. Dark hair and light eyes is always a nice combination, and muscle definition wouldn't hurt. Some of the guys on the quidditch team are actually very nice looking. The main thing though is personality, as in, not a totally self-absorbed prat.
Evans, you had me really worried there until the end.
Please. And tell your friend to stop leaving notes in my underwear drawer. I don't know how he's getting them there, and I don't want to, but it's becoming unnerving.
who is this friend you speak of. should i be concerned? jealous? shall i kick his arse for you? *scoff* the NERVE of some people getting into your personal things. MOONY!? were you getting into lily's things again? i tell you, it's the quiet ones you need to watch out for love.