||[Feb. 18th, 2005|06:19 pm]
Ask the marauders
Hello, welcome to "Ask the Marauders", where you can ask Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs (and Co.) anything your heart desires. And I mean anything.
See user info for whole list of characters, as well as more information.
So, pose a question in the comments, sit back, and watch the
Note: Sirius and Remus are probably going to be the most active members of this community. And sooner or later, slight slashiness may ensue. For now, they're clueless.
It seems as if I'm the only person answering questions here (at least for the time being), so here goes:
My ideal woman would, of course, be someone who understands my lycanthropy and all of its ramifications. I'd rather not have my significant other be ... wary of me, or fear for her life in any shape or form. She'd also have to be fairly intelligent and level headed (for the most part, at least). Those Gryffindor girls who constantly gossip with friends and giggle over everything are rather unnerving.
And, to tell you the truth, I'd prefer someone who could bring me out of my shell. If I had a relationship with another avid reader, we'd only sit around and ... well, read the whole time.
Strangely enough, I have yet to find a girl who fits those characteristics.
Hmm, Remus, do you know Mary Brine in Hufflepuff? She's a reader but I hear she's also in to extreme sports like broom diving and such.
That is completely me. Seriously. ...hehe...siriusly.
No. *refocuses* I UNDERSTAND REMUS. We would make teh compatible and enviably hot couple. Owl me. *wink wink nudge nudge*
1. Please, don't use my name like that. It's been done and I've been bored of it for a LONG LONG TIME, thank you.
2. He's not compatible. He does apalling things when he thinks no one is looking. A partial list: Folds his underwear, talks to his food, mouths the words of things people are saying behind their back in a mocking manner, HE STICKS HIS FINGER IN HIS EAR A LOT, and ... other things that are FAR TOO GROSS to mention.
3. He would only leave you for a torrid affair with his only love ... books. You'd never see him again.
1) I'm so very sorry. I tried to stop myself.
2 and 3) seeing as the inevitably heartwrenching breakup would leave me unable to ever love again, I will leave Remus for...someone....else...
I am incapable of not commenting back. Sorry.