||[Feb. 21st, 2005|06:24 pm]
Ask the marauders
The last thread was getting a little cluttered, so here's a new one!
Once again, free-for-all: ask for advice, information, or just any silly questions you happen to think of.
All four Marauders: lune_papier , therebel_prince , agent_prongsie , 1980pettigrew
Lily, Alice, Frank: lily_ceadsearc , a_mad_teaparty , _frankly_mydear
Lucius, Regulus: bucketsofangst , theotherblack
The Prewett Brothers: betterintwos
Snape (He's nocturnal. And anti-social): potionsmaster13
Andromeda (Shall give her a nudge!)
E-mail teraulia[at]yahoo[dot]com with any comments or questions.
What on Earth, Black, would make you think I would post a question like this? What would make you think I am pining for a relationship? I prefer my solitude, as opposed to something like you who requires constant simpering and 'proof' of your greatness from your sycophantic followers. It is simply disgusting. I am not the one with extra voices in his head, either. Just a little something for you to gnaw on for a while, until your tiny brain is taken by the next short skirt that walks by.
As for Anonymous, I suggest forgetting about love. It will only make you weak and vulnerable. That being said, offer him a shag, and get it out of your system. There is no such thing as love, there is only lust and obsession. Once you find out what a horrible shag he most likely is, or perhaps, you are, things will be forgotten. Your friendship will probably never be the same, but it probably wasn't that great in the first place if your "beloved" cannot see you for the individual that you are and only places you as one of the crowd, not good enough or special enough to be an individual in his eyes.
Goddamn it Snivellus,
That was fucking moving. I think I'm tearing up.
Why don't you write love-ballads for the Weird Sisters? I can hear it now "Offer him a Shag, You're probably lousy at it anywayyyyyyy". You should really stop passing on advice given to you by your last employment councillor.
Me thinks the hunch-nose of Notre-Dame doth protest too much.