||[Feb. 21st, 2005|06:24 pm]
Ask the marauders
The last thread was getting a little cluttered, so here's a new one!
Once again, free-for-all: ask for advice, information, or just any silly questions you happen to think of.
All four Marauders: lune_papier , therebel_prince , agent_prongsie , 1980pettigrew
Lily, Alice, Frank: lily_ceadsearc , a_mad_teaparty , _frankly_mydear
Lucius, Regulus: bucketsofangst , theotherblack
The Prewett Brothers: betterintwos
Snape (He's nocturnal. And anti-social): potionsmaster13
Andromeda (Shall give her a nudge!)
E-mail teraulia[at]yahoo[dot]com with any comments or questions.
1. SO! You're going down the street in your sailboat and the wings fall off...
How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?
2. If purebloods are so inbred than how the hell are most of you so pretty. With the exception of Potter, of course.
3. So I have this teensy crush on my brother's best friend and my sworn enemy. What do I do about this? Do I just kill him and get it over with so I don't have to deal with my conflicted emotions any longer or do I just suck it up and snog the bastard?
2005-02-23 05:43 pm (UTC)
Ooh, I love answering things.
1. (Because blue is a primary color, whereas green is not.)
I was going to say 'eighty-seven'.
2. Gideon has six toes on one foot. Me? I'm a natural beauty. You don't get hair like this from beauty products, darling. Its allllll natural.
(Fabian also shaves his legs every morning. And he uses Herbal Essences products, if you wanted to know. Its the secret to everything involving man beauty.)
Snog. Make babies, not war, precious.
1. mmmm pancakes.
2. *SCOFF*! if you consider lucius and snape pretty, then i'm quite thankful i'm not in that list.
3. snog. snog. snog. snog. everyone needs a good snog. besides best friends of brothers usually aren't half as bad as you like to think. *smirk*
1. One HUGE pancake.
2. Have you SEEN most of the purebloods out there!? Fuck, it's a genetic trainwreck most of the time. Well, okay, here it is. Some families are just blindly pureblood and will breed *SHUDDER* (I am having childhood FLASHBACKS answering this I hope you know) sort of blindly and too close to closing time at the local "pureblood pub". Hence you have the genetic tragedies like weird albino hair, or someone's spinal cord shoving out the front of their head in an imitation of a nose. BUT ... the really, really, really FUCKED in the head families take this bullshit SO seriously that they pick and choose children like they're dealing with plants or something. Do you honestly think I was the first child my former parents had? No. I was the first one that passed inspection and didn't become "stillborn". Aren't I fucking -lucky- ...
3. Just snog him.