2005-02-22 12:46 am (UTC)
So... What's your opinion on homosexuality?
I think it's the ultimate birth control.
To my four favorite menfolk...What about every other marauder annoys you most? What annoys you most about yourself? (be honest!)
To Sirius...What color are Remus' eyes? And could you hook us up?
A) 1. James being homocidal until 10 am.
2. Peter holding out on the candy. I KNOW YOU HAVE MORE, PETER!
3. Remus has the -smelliest- feet in the world. Ever. I'm not exaggerating. Someone has to say it.
B) I can't remember.
2005-02-22 02:26 am (UTC)
Dear Marauders & everyone else,
I think I have fallen in love with one of my good guy friends, but I have no idea how to tell him, and I don't want him to freak out if I do. I always getting treated like one of the guys and I'm hoping to get him to see me different light. What should I do?
- One of the guys
Dear Snivellus Snape,
I say you just march up to Lucius and swear your eternal love already. The voices in my head are snoring.
Best of Luck,
I know, I just won't go away. This time I have a seperate question for each of you.
Remus, if you had to spend the rest of your life as one of Shakespeare's characters, which would it be?
Sirius, exactly why are you
so promiscuous the way you are or at least pretend to be?
Peter, you're stuck on a deserted island with no chance of rescue; which of your friends would you want with you?
James, what is your favorite muggle kitchen appliance?
Severus, may I call you
Snapeypoo Sevviekins Sev? What is your favorite potion and favorite potion ingrediant?
Lucius, why precisely do you believe purebloods are better then muggles or muggles borns?
Regulus, can you tell us anything horridly embarrassing about Sirius?
Frank, what is your unforgetable memory of Hogwarts?
Lily, if you were an animagus, what would your form be?
Alice, what is the sweetest thing Frank has ever done for you?
If you're asking why I sleep with a lot of different girls, the answer is simple.
i am. it's frightening. as long as you don't say anything to me until i talk to you, you'll be fine.
Oh dear, please don't get James and Sirius started on this topic.
Although that prank on Snape during our fourth year was quite brilliant. And no detention was involved.
And, have you not heard? My favorite food is most certainly chocolate.
Dear Adoring Swooning Fanship:
I'm afraid we have been poked and prodded (and nudged rather inappropriately, mind you) away from our usual very busy agendas in order to grace you all with our charming presences.
(Honestly, Fabian, nancing and swishing ones hair are hardly ways to keep busy, while I do all the REAL work around here. Hello, dear fans. This is The Favorite Brother, Gideon, of course. Feel free to ask me any questions that may plague you through the nights, causing hours of unrest, pain, and ultimate insanity. Like, how much I can bench, or how many little girls I could lift above my head at once, or how-)
-I get my hair so perfectly fwishy? Thank you, dear brother, thats quite enough. In anycase, this is merely a message to all you adoring, impressionable young horrors to let you know that we are available for your questions-
So feel free to post away at any time you'd like!
Kisses and Snugs,
Fabian and Gideon Prewett
2005-02-22 05:00 pm (UTC)
Just Wanted to Know
So, who among you is genuinely too sexy for his or her shirt?
Many of mine just burn RIGHT off.
Sirius -- when's your birthday?
And what's the worst prank you've all pulled on Sirius's cousins, if you have at all?
I think I've bit Narcissa. Or at least, I want to bite her. Dreadful girl.
I don't know, you'd have to ask Sirius. I can't recall anything right now, though that may be more due to the raging headache rather then a memory lapse.
To everyone--What kind of music do you listen to? Why do you think you like that specific type of music?
And, to all who feel comfortable answering this: If you had to kiss someone of the same gender as yourself, who would it be?
I like really like Queen. The music is so full and exciting. I would love to see them live.
I also like David Bowie...but mostly I like his leather trousers.
Sirius- Have you ever wanted to be with someone for a reason other than sex? Ever just enjoy being around them?
Everyone- Did you ever want someone you couldn't have? Did you stalk them mercilessly, and cast furtive glances when you thought they weren't looking? Did you secretly hope they were?
Gosh, I don't know ANYONE who has done that...*coughJamescough*
Dear male Marauders:
Can you help me decipher what this statement meant? I was talking to a friend of mine about a girl he's got the hots for. I pointed out that sure, she's nice but she has the IQ of tree bark. What about conversation? Sense of humour? What is he going to talk to her about when they're not in bed? He looks at me and says "That's what I have you for."
Should I be miffed? Guys don't like me in that way. They just want to be friends and drinking buddies.
Just call me Clueless in College Station.
Attempting to decipher male speech? Good luck.
Don't worry, there are men out there who prefer intelligent and ... not so self-centered girls.
(If you return in a few days, perhaps I could provide better advice. Right now isn't the proper time, though.)
1. SO! You're going down the street in your sailboat and the wings fall off...
How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?
2. If purebloods are so inbred than how the hell are most of you so pretty. With the exception of Potter, of course.
3. So I have this teensy crush on my brother's best friend and my sworn enemy. What do I do about this? Do I just kill him and get it over with so I don't have to deal with my conflicted emotions any longer or do I just suck it up and snog the bastard?
2005-02-23 05:43 pm (UTC)
Ooh, I love answering things.
1. (Because blue is a primary color, whereas green is not.)
I was going to say 'eighty-seven'.
2. Gideon has six toes on one foot. Me? I'm a natural beauty. You don't get hair like this from beauty products, darling. Its allllll natural.
(Fabian also shaves his legs every morning. And he uses Herbal Essences products, if you wanted to know. Its the secret to everything involving man beauty.)
Snog. Make babies, not war, precious.
Greetings, Marauders -
1. I've been dying to know - boxers, or briefs?
2. Ever been to another houses' party? Why did you go, how did you get in, and did you have a good time?
3. Ever read any fiction about yourselves?
1. Neither. I see no point in underpants, they're just extraneous.
2. Yeah, of course! James and I crash them all the time and honestly, they're all pretty dissapointing. Exception, of course, are the slytherin parties where we stealth our way in, wreak havoc, and laugh ourselves blue in the faces.
3. No. It's all true.
Remus needs to steal my icon, because his pains me.